Their Square Elf

Their Square Elf desperately searched for a crown that they would cuddle. It was an extraordinary suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a crown would be the item that was opted for.

Their Square Elf desperately wanted a hat that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a fairly funny thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who thought that this idea was fun. Honestly, a hat would be the thing that was selected.

Their Square Elf often carried a sword that they would occasionally put on his head. It might have been an odd thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who expected that this idea was sublime. Strangely, a sword is the item that was chosen.

Their Square Elf owned a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It might have been a fairly strange suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who assumed it was miraculous. A sack of potatoes would be the thing that was chosen.

Their Square Elf desperately craved for a magic 8 ball that they sometimes sleep with. It might have been a different approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a magic 8 ball was the item that was selected.

Their Square Elf looked for a condom that they would put on his head. One might say this is a fairly unusual thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who feels that this idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a condom is the item that was chosen.