The Weary Elf

The Weary Elf found a wig that they would try to balance on their head. It is a peculiar proposal, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who considered it would be epic. Who would have thought, a wig was the thing that was chosen.

The Weary Elf always had with them a rubber chicken that they liked to experiment on. It might have been a fairly different exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who felt that this idea is amazing. Honestly, a rubber chicken was the item that was selected.

The Weary Elf often carried a rubber johnny that they sometimes put on his head. It might have been a funny proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion it was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny is the thing that was chosen.

The Weary Elf looked for a Harry Potter wand that they would share. This is certainly an exciting activity, to my children, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was stunning. Honestly, a Harry Potter wand is the item that was chosen.

The Weary Elf desperately wanted a bag of poop that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a fairly surprising suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who had decided that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a bag of poop was the thing that was opted for.

The Weary Elf desperately craved for a porno magazine that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a fairly extraordinary exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who thinks that this idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a porno magazine would be the item that was chosen.