The Determined Elf

The Determined Elf always carried a rubber chicken that they liked to worship. It was a fairly strange exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who considered that this idea is out of this world. A rubber chicken being the thing opted for.

The Determined Elf desperately needed a stapler to experiment on. It might be an extraordinary thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who considered that this idea is sublime. Who would have imagined, a stapler is the item to select.

The Determined Elf needed a can of Dr Pepper to demolish. It would be a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who thinks it was wonderous. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper being the item selected.

The Determined Elf looked for a hat to cuddle. This seems a fairly different suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who expected that the idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a hat being the thing selected.

The Determined Elf always had with them a toilet brush that they would worship. It should be an unusual idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who assumed that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush would be the thing that was selected.

The Determined Elf desperately searched for a lava lamp to cuddle. This is certainly a weird and wonderful operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who feels that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp having that done to it