The Yellow Elf

The Yellow Elf carried a big sponge that they would often sleep with. This seems a somewhat surprising proposal, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who feels that the idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a big sponge is the item to choose.

The Yellow Elf desperately needed a piece of paper that they would put in the bath with him. This is certainly a fairly original idea, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who expected that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper is the thing to opt for.

The Yellow Elf needed a painting of a melon that they sometimes sleep with. It would have been a somewhat surprising operation, to me, but not to the Elf, who feels it was sublime. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon was the thing that was opted for.

The Yellow Elf desperately needed a ball that they would often hug. This might appear to be a strange activity, to my children, but not to the Elf, who had decided that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a ball was the thing that was opted for.

The Yellow Elf always had with them a bag of poop that they would often put up their bum. It might have been a strange exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who expected it was entertaining. A bag of poop is the item that was chosen.

The Yellow Elf wanted a radiator that they would play with. This might appear to be a peculiar proposal, to you, but not to the Elf, who expected it would be magnificent. Who would have imagined, a radiator of all things.