Exciting Elf

Exciting Elf always had with them a toilet brush that they sometimes throw. It might be a fairly curious suggestion, to many, but not to the Elf, who had decided that this idea is out of this world. Who would have thought, a toilet brush would be the thing that was opted for.

Exciting Elf desperately looked for a pint of cider that they would sometimes put up their bum. It would have been a weird approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who thinks it was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider is the thing to choose.

Exciting Elf carried a set of lego that they liked to drop. It might have been an astonishing thought, to you, but not to the Elf, who had decided that it was in fact, stunning. Honestly, a set of lego was the chosen thing.

Exciting Elf always had with them a radiator that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This might appear to be a curious undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who considered that this idea was awesome. Remarkably, a radiator was the item that was selected.

Exciting Elf desired a bottle of beer that they would rub on his belly. It might have been a surprising proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who felt it would be out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer was the thing that was selected.

Exciting Elf always kept a wig that they sometimes demolish. This might appear to be a new approach to life, to you, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was the most awesome idea. A wig being the chosen item.