Her Brainy Elf

Her Brainy Elf desperately looked for a stapler to drop. It should have been an original idea, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who expected that the idea was wonderful. A stapler is the item to opt for.

Her Brainy Elf always kept a cheese grater that they would sometimes embrace. One might find this to be a fairly surprising operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who expected it was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater is the item to choose.

Her Brainy Elf desperately looked for a stretchman that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a fairly bizarre action, to most, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion it was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a stretchman is the thing that was chosen.

Her Brainy Elf always kept a bottle of beer that they would occasionally drop. One might find this to be an extraordinary undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who had decided that this idea was wonderful. Honestly, a bottle of beer is the item that was chosen.

Her Brainy Elf desperately wanted a vibrator that they would hug. This seems to be an original approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who had decided that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Brainy Elf often carried a pencil sharpener that they sometimes insert somewhere. It was considered to be an odd undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who thought that the idea was the most awesome idea. A pencil sharpener was the item that was chosen.