My Naughty Elf

My Naughty Elf found a toilet brush that they sometimes play with. This seems a weird approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who had decided that this idea is the most awesome idea. A toilet brush of all things.

My Naughty Elf craved for a CD player to play with. It is considered to be an odd thought, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who felt that this idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a CD player being the chosen thing.

My Naughty Elf looked for a CD player that they would often worship. It would be a strange approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion it would be amazing. Strangely, a CD player being the chosen item.

My Naughty Elf desperately needed a radiator that they would often embrace. One might find this to be a fairly weird action, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who considered it was sublime. Bizarrely, a radiator is the item that was chosen.

My Naughty Elf searched for a melon that they would sleep with. It might have been a fairly strange idea, to me, but not to the Elf, who had decided that this idea is out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a melon is the item that was chosen.

My Naughty Elf found a teapot to put up their bum. One might consider this to be a new exercise, to my children, but not to the Elf, who assumed that this idea is awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a teapot is the item to opt for.