Bum Loving Elf

Bum Loving Elf desperately desired a piece of paper that they would break. This could be considered a fairly exciting approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who assumed that this idea was simply life. A piece of paper was the item that was selected.

Bum Loving Elf desperately craved for a sponge that they would occasionally play with. This is certainly a fairly exciting thought, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who thinks it would be epic. A sponge would be the item that was opted for.

Bum Loving Elf desperately searched for a crown that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be an astonishing thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who expected that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a crown is the item to opt for.

Bum Loving Elf desired a computer to eat. One might find this to be a fairly weird exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who had decided it was magnificent. A computer would be the item that was chosen.

Bum Loving Elf desperately wanted a cheese grater that they sometimes sit and look at. This is certainly a fairly exciting thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who feels that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater was the item that was selected.

Bum Loving Elf desperately needed a tomato that they would sometimes sit and look at. This seems to be a fairly curious thing to do, to you, but not to the Elf, who assumed that this idea is spectacular. Remarkably, a tomato was the item that was selected.