A Worrisome Elf

A Worrisome Elf always kept a can of Dr Pepper to smash. It would be a fairly bizarre proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who expected that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper is the thing that was chosen.

A Worrisome Elf needed a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally sleep with. One might say this is a curious activity, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who expected that the idea was magnificent. Strangely, a pencil sharpener was the thing that was opted for.

A Worrisome Elf carried a painting of a melon that they would often smash. It should be a fairly surprising suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who assumed that this idea is breathtaking. Honestly, a painting of a melon is the item to choose.

A Worrisome Elf found a sword that they would play with. It is considered to be a strange suggestion, to most, but not to the Elf, who thought that this idea is breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a sword being the item selected.

A Worrisome Elf desperately desired a lava lamp that they would occasionally drop. This might appear to be a fairly exciting approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who had decided that the idea was exciting. Honestly, a lava lamp would be the thing that was selected.

A Worrisome Elf desperately wanted a rubber johnny that they liked to put in the bath with him. It might have been a fairly curious activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a rubber johnny would be the chosen thing.