The Special Elf

The Special Elf desperately needed a can of coke to put down their trousers. It would be a fairly extraordinary proposal, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion it was magnificent. A can of coke was the chosen item.

The Special Elf needed a little monkey that they would sometimes eat. It would have been a funny idea, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who assumed that this idea is exciting. A little monkey would be the item that was selected.

The Special Elf needed a porno magazine to hug. It would be a fairly different proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who thought that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine would be the item that was chosen.

The Special Elf carried a sack of potatoes that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It might be a fairly peculiar operation, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who assumed it was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes was the chosen thing.

The Special Elf owned a piece of paper that they would sometimes throw. It is considered to be a strange thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a piece of paper would be the thing that was selected.

The Special Elf always carried a bag of poop that they would often put on his head. It would be a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to some, but not to the Elf, who considered it was amazing. Bizarrely, a bag of poop being the chosen thing.