A Exciting Elf

A Exciting Elf often carried a sponge that they would sometimes smash. It might be a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who felt it was wonderful. Strangely, a sponge was the thing that was chosen.

A Exciting Elf needed a bottle of coke that they would sometimes insert somewhere. One might consider this to be an odd operation, to my children, but not to the Elf, who thinks it was magnificent. Honestly, a bottle of coke was the thing that was selected.

A Exciting Elf desperately craved for a hat that they would often put up their bum. It might be an unusual thing to do, to many, but not to the Elf, who assumed it would be miraculous. A hat being the chosen thing.

A Exciting Elf craved for a mug that they would share. This could be considered a bizarre exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion it would be breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a mug would be the item that was selected.

A Exciting Elf always carried a computer that they liked to put down their trousers. This could be considered a fairly peculiar suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who thought that it was in fact, epic. Who would have imagined, a computer was the item that was selected.

A Exciting Elf found a sponge that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This is certainly a weird thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a sponge would be the chosen thing.