Their Troubled Elf

Their Troubled Elf always kept a dildo that they would sometimes cuddle. It should be a fairly funny idea, to my children, but not to the Elf, who considered that the idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a dildo would be the thing that was chosen.

Their Troubled Elf desperately wanted a tomato that they would occasionally embrace. One might consider this to be a fairly unusual operation, to you, but not to the Elf, who felt that the idea was exciting. Remarkably, a tomato is the thing that was chosen.

Their Troubled Elf always had with them a wig that they liked to demolish. This seems to be a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who felt it was fun. Bizarrely, a wig was the item that was selected.

Their Troubled Elf desperately wanted a bag of flour to cuddle. It should have been an odd activity, to most, but not to the Elf, who thought that the idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a bag of flour would be the thing that was opted for.

Their Troubled Elf always kept a Harry Potter wand that they would put on his head. This is certainly a fairly curious exercise, to me, but not to the Elf, who considered that this idea is spectacular. Who would have imagined, a Harry Potter wand is the thing that was chosen.

Their Troubled Elf craved for a piece of paper to smash. It should have been a weird undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who thought that it was in fact, out of this world. Bizarrely, a piece of paper would be the chosen thing.