The Different Elf

The Different Elf carried a radiator that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who felt it would be awesome. Honestly, a radiator being the chosen item.

The Different Elf always kept a dildo that they liked to sit and look at. It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful action, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who assumed that the idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a dildo being the item opted for.

The Different Elf had a big sponge that they would embrace. This seems a fairly odd suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who felt that this idea is awesome. A big sponge would be the chosen thing.

The Different Elf often carried a piece of paper that they would eat. One might find this to be a fairly odd exercise, to some, but not to the Elf, who assumed that this idea was epic. Strangely, a piece of paper is the item to choose.

The Different Elf desperately needed a Harry Potter wand that they liked to put on his head. This could be considered a fairly exciting suggestion, to you, but not to the Elf, who assumed that this idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a Harry Potter wand would be the chosen thing.

The Different Elf looked for a porno magazine that they would break. This is certainly a fairly exciting exercise, to some, but not to the Elf, who thought it would be simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine was the thing that was chosen.