A Lucky Elf

A Lucky Elf desperately desired a porno magazine that they would cuddle. It is a weird and wonderful exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who considered that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine is the item to choose.

A Lucky Elf desperately craved for a wig to try to balance on their head. This could be considered a fairly extraordinary activity, to you, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a wig would be the thing that was opted for.

A Lucky Elf wanted a wig that they sometimes experiment on. This is certainly an unusual action, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who had decided it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a wig being the chosen thing.

A Lucky Elf desperately looked for a radiator that they would often put on his head. This could be considered a fairly original exercise, to some, but not to the Elf, who considered that the idea was out of this world. Honestly, a radiator was the chosen thing.

A Lucky Elf desperately craved for a mug that they would sometimes embrace. It should be a fairly strange idea, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who expected that the idea was stunning. Honestly, a mug would be the item chosen.

A Lucky Elf craved for a sack of potatoes that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This is certainly a surprising exercise, to me, but not to the Elf, who thinks that this idea is awesome. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes would be the item that was opted for.