The Jolly Elf

The Jolly Elf searched for a can of Tango that they sometimes put up their bum. This is certainly a fairly different action, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who thinks it would be breathtaking. Strangely, a can of Tango is the thing to select.

The Jolly Elf always had with them a lava lamp to demolish. It would have been a funny thought, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who had decided that this idea is out of this world. Strangely, a lava lamp was the item that was selected.

The Jolly Elf found a toilet brush that they liked to drop. This seems to be an extraordinary proposal, to most, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a toilet brush would be the chosen thing.

The Jolly Elf desperately wanted a stretchman that they sometimes hug. This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary exercise, to you, but not to the Elf, who expected that this idea is exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman would be the thing that was chosen.

The Jolly Elf always kept a bottle of beer to hug. This could be considered a fairly astonishing proposal, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion it would be entertaining. Honestly, a bottle of beer was the item that was selected.

The Jolly Elf craved for a stapler to share. This seems an original thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who thought that the idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a stapler would be the thing that was chosen.