Their Fucking Elf

Their Fucking Elf always had with them a pencil sharpener that they liked to put up their bum. This is certainly a somewhat surprising exercise, to some, but not to the Elf, who had decided that the idea was fun. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener was the item that was selected.

Their Fucking Elf desperately desired a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes demolish. It might be a funny exercise, to you, but not to the Elf, who expected that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have imagined, a Harry Potter wand being the thing opted for.

Their Fucking Elf craved for a stretchman that they liked to play with. It is a fairly new activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who considered that it was in fact, amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman would be the thing that was opted for.

Their Fucking Elf always kept a chocolate bar that they would often try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be a curious idea, to you, but not to the Elf, who feels that this idea is exciting. Who would have imagined, a chocolate bar would be the chosen thing.

Their Fucking Elf wanted a set of lego that they would occasionally worship. It was considered to be an astonishing undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who expected that this idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a set of lego would be the thing that was selected.

Their Fucking Elf craved for a mug that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This is certainly a fairly funny action, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who felt that this idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a mug was the item that was chosen.