His Jolly Elf

His Jolly Elf always had with them a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to play with. This might appear to be a weird approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who expected that it was in fact, sublime. Strangely, a can of Dr Pepper was the item that was chosen.

His Jolly Elf always kept a lava lamp that they would occasionally embrace. It would have been a bizarre exercise, to some, but not to the Elf, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. A lava lamp being the chosen thing.

His Jolly Elf always carried a wig that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a fairly peculiar action, to most, but not to the Elf, who assumed that the idea was stunning. Remarkably, a wig being the item selected.

His Jolly Elf had a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes demolish. This might appear to be an unusual thing to do, to my children, but not to the Elf, who considered it was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand was the thing that was selected.

His Jolly Elf found a tomato that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It might have been an astonishing proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who thinks it would be breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato being the thing selected.

His Jolly Elf desperately wanted a tomato that they liked to put up their bum. One might consider this to be a bizarre suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who thinks that the idea was wonderful. Honestly, a tomato is the thing to choose.