Their Exciting Elf

Their Exciting Elf needed a bag of poop to sleep with. This might appear to be a fairly original proposal, to most, but not to the Elf, who thinks that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have thought, a bag of poop being the chosen item.

Their Exciting Elf needed a crown that they would occasionally throw. This is certainly a fairly different approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who assumed that this idea is amazing. Who would have thought, a crown was the item that was selected.

Their Exciting Elf wanted a bottle of coke that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It should be an unusual approach to life, to some, but not to the Elf, who expected that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of coke of all things.

Their Exciting Elf desperately desired a wig that they would occasionally break. It would be a fairly surprising activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who thought that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a wig would be the item that was chosen.

Their Exciting Elf often carried a set of lego that they would occasionally put up their bum. It would have been an exciting proposal, to many, but not to the Elf, who considered that the idea was fun. Strangely, a set of lego is the item that was chosen.

Their Exciting Elf desperately searched for a computer that they would sit and look at. It was a fairly new idea, to many, but not to the Elf, who had decided that it was in fact, simply life. A computer was the chosen thing.