A Stupid Elf

A Stupid Elf needed a mug that they sometimes put down their trousers. This could be considered a fairly surprising approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awesome. Bizarrely, a mug was the item that was opted for.

A Stupid Elf desired a cup that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a fairly extraordinary exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who feels that the idea was the most awesome idea. A cup was the thing that was chosen.

A Stupid Elf owned a radiator that they liked to worship. It would be a fairly different activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who assumed it was epic. A radiator is the thing that was chosen.

A Stupid Elf often carried a magic 8 ball to sleep with. It would be a different idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who considered that this idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball would be the thing that was selected.

A Stupid Elf desperately craved for a lava lamp that they would sometimes embrace. It is an extraordinary operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who considered that the idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp is the thing to select.

A Stupid Elf craved for a magic 8 ball that they liked to hug. It might have been a fairly peculiar proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who expected that the idea was out of this world. Strangely, a magic 8 ball was the thing that was opted for.