The Square Elf

The Square Elf desperately craved for a vibrator to try to balance on their head. It is considered to be a new action, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who thought that this idea was sublime. Strangely, a vibrator was the chosen thing.

The Square Elf searched for a little monkey that they sometimes share. This seems a fairly odd exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who thinks it would be simply life. Remarkably, a little monkey is the item that was chosen.

The Square Elf desperately craved for a ball that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This is certainly a fairly original thought, to many, but not to the Elf, who considered that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a ball being the chosen item.

The Square Elf always carried a toilet brush that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It should be a surprising exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who thinks that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a toilet brush was the chosen thing.

The Square Elf desperately searched for a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems an original idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who expected that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper would be the thing that was opted for.

The Square Elf had a bottle of coke that they would play with. It was a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who considered that the idea was magnificent. Honestly, a bottle of coke was the item that was opted for.