My Big Elf

My Big Elf found a rubber chicken to put up their bum. This seems an unusual activity, to you, but not to the Elf, who thinks that the idea was simply life. A rubber chicken is the item to opt for.

My Big Elf found a stapler that they would sometimes smash. One might say this is a fairly surprising thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who felt that the idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a stapler of all things.

My Big Elf needed a condom that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be a fairly surprising idea, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who assumed that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom was the item that was chosen.

My Big Elf craved for a Harry Potter wand that they would put in the bath with him. This is certainly a fairly unusual thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who considered it was awesome. Who would have imagined, a Harry Potter wand is the item that was chosen.

My Big Elf desired a cup that they would occasionally embrace. This could be considered a bizarre thing to do, to you, but not to the Elf, who assumed it would be awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a cup would be the item that was opted for.

My Big Elf wanted a sack of potatoes that they sometimes put on his head. This is certainly a surprising activity, to my children, but not to the Elf, who assumed it would be awesome. Honestly, a sack of potatoes would be the item that was opted for.