My Bewildered Elf

My Bewildered Elf carried a bottle of wine that they would often break. This could be considered a fairly curious undertaking, to most, but not to the Elf, who thinks that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine being the item selected.

My Bewildered Elf desperately wanted a sword that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It might have been a different action, to most, but not to the Elf, who thinks that this idea is spectacular. Who would have thought, a sword being the chosen thing.

My Bewildered Elf always carried a pencil sharpener that they would often share. This is certainly a fairly surprising idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who had decided that the idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a pencil sharpener is the thing that was chosen.

My Bewildered Elf always carried a can of Tango that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It was a peculiar action, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who expected that this idea is fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango is the item to select.

My Bewildered Elf needed a hat that they sometimes put on his head. One might find this to be a peculiar undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who feels that this idea is wonderful. Who would have thought, a hat having that done to it

My Bewildered Elf often carried a tomato that they would experiment on. This seems to be a fairly weird action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who had decided it would be spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato was the chosen item.