My Troubled Elf

My Troubled Elf desperately searched for a helmet to embrace. This is certainly a fairly extraordinary idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who considered that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a helmet is the item to choose.

My Troubled Elf often carried a stapler that they liked to put down their trousers. It is a fairly unusual undertaking, to my children, but not to the Elf, who thinks that it was in fact, amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler would be the thing that was selected.

My Troubled Elf craved for a sponge that they would often break. This might appear to be a weird and wonderful activity, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who feels that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge being the thing opted for.

My Troubled Elf desperately craved for a melon that they would often play with. This could be considered an astonishing exercise, to many, but not to the Elf, who had decided that this idea was stunning. Honestly, a melon being the chosen thing.

My Troubled Elf had a lava lamp that they would sometimes worship. One might find this to be a fairly extraordinary thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who thought that this idea is amazing. Bizarrely, a lava lamp is the item to choose.

My Troubled Elf always kept a wig that they would often demolish. This seems a fairly astonishing operation, to many, but not to the Elf, who thought that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a wig would be the thing that was chosen.