His Blue Elf

His Blue Elf needed a bag of poop that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. This could be considered a fairly extraordinary thought, to you, but not to the Elf, who felt that this idea was stunning. A bag of poop being the item selected.

His Blue Elf found a bottle of coke that they would occasionally play with. This is certainly a fairly strange suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who thought that this idea was epic. Strangely, a bottle of coke is the item to choose.

His Blue Elf desperately looked for a little monkey to hug. It was a somewhat surprising thought, to my children, but not to the Elf, who thinks that this idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a little monkey was the item that was opted for.

His Blue Elf desperately needed a ball that they liked to throw. This seems a weird activity, to me, but not to the Elf, who had decided it was amazing. Honestly, a ball is the thing to select.

His Blue Elf carried a bat to hug. One might consider this to be a fairly exciting idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is spectacular. Strangely, a bat would be the item chosen.

His Blue Elf looked for a vibrator to try to nail to the wall. It might be an extraordinary idea, to you, but not to the Elf, who thought that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have imagined, a vibrator was the item that was selected.