Her Blue Elf

Her Blue Elf always had with them a rubber chicken that they sometimes embrace. It was considered to be a somewhat surprising thing to do, to me, but not to the Elf, who feels it was fun. A rubber chicken is the item to choose.

Her Blue Elf carried a bag of flour that they liked to try to balance on their head. It should be a fairly unusual idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is awesome. Bizarrely, a bag of flour is the item to opt for.

Her Blue Elf desperately craved for a teapot to demolish. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who felt it was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot is the thing to choose.

Her Blue Elf craved for a cheese grater that they sometimes put up their bum. One might say this is a weird action, to many, but not to the Elf, who thought that the idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater was the item that was chosen.

Her Blue Elf carried a dildo that they sometimes rub on his belly. This might appear to be a fairly bizarre activity, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who thought that it was in fact, wonderous. Bizarrely, a dildo is the item that was chosen.

Her Blue Elf often carried a block of cheese that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It would be a fairly surprising undertaking, to my children, but not to the Elf, who feels that the idea was wonderous. A block of cheese is the thing to select.