Naughty Elf

Naughty Elf searched for a rubber chicken that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It was considered to be a strange thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who felt that the idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a rubber chicken is the thing to select.

Naughty Elf craved for a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to demolish. This could be considered a fairly strange thought, to many, but not to the Elf, who thought that this idea is entertaining. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper would be the chosen thing.

Naughty Elf searched for a set of lego that they would sometimes cuddle. It might have been a fairly surprising exercise, to most, but not to the Elf, who assumed that this idea is entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a set of lego being the chosen thing.

Naughty Elf always had with them a mug that they would often eat. This is certainly a fairly exciting suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who assumed that this idea is fun. Bizarrely, a mug being the chosen thing.

Naughty Elf wanted a big sponge that they would occasionally put up their bum. This is certainly a fairly new undertaking, to some, but not to the Elf, who expected it was spectacular. Bizarrely, a big sponge being the thing selected.

Naughty Elf craved for a computer that they would put up their bum. One might consider this to be a fairly odd proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who had decided it was breathtaking. A computer would be the item that was chosen.