His Horny Elf

His Horny Elf wanted a porno magazine that they sometimes embrace. It should be an original action, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who assumed that this idea is wonderful. Strangely, a porno magazine was the chosen item.

His Horny Elf owned a Harry Potter wand that they liked to experiment on. This seems to be a fairly strange operation, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who assumed it was sublime. A Harry Potter wand is the thing to select.

His Horny Elf often carried a sword that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It should have been a surprising proposal, to many, but not to the Elf, who expected that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a sword was the item that was chosen.

His Horny Elf searched for a condom that they liked to eat. One might consider this to be a fairly exciting undertaking, to me, but not to the Elf, who thinks that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom is the thing to select.

His Horny Elf always had with them a set square that they liked to annihilate It would be a different undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who thought that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a set square being the item selected.

His Horny Elf desperately searched for a condom to demolish. It would be an odd suggestion, to me, but not to the Elf, who had decided that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a condom is the thing to choose.