The Weary Elf

The Weary Elf desperately craved for a custard pie to rub on his belly. It is a fairly new thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a custard pie is the item that was chosen.

The Weary Elf needed a condom that they would sometimes share. One might say this is a new exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who expected that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom was the chosen thing.

The Weary Elf always had with them a crown that they would sometimes sleep with. It is considered to be a new thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who assumed that the idea was epic. Strangely, a crown was the thing that was chosen.

The Weary Elf always had with them a bag of flour to try to balance on their head. It was a fairly surprising thought, to you, but not to the Elf, who thinks that this idea is fun. Bizarrely, a bag of flour is the thing to opt for.

The Weary Elf carried a radiator that they would often smash. It would be a peculiar thought, to many, but not to the Elf, who thought that the idea was miraculous. A radiator was the item that was selected.

The Weary Elf desperately searched for a pint of beer that they would sometimes experiment on. This might appear to be an unusual idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who expected it would be awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer was the item that was selected.