The Lucky Elf

The Lucky Elf desperately wanted a chocolate bar that they would hug. This seems to be a fairly surprising action, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar is the thing to select.

The Lucky Elf often carried a Harry Potter wand to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been a fairly astonishing idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion it would be awe-inspring. Honestly, a Harry Potter wand was the thing that was selected.

The Lucky Elf found a bottle of beer that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It might have been a new thing to do, to most, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion it was out of this world. Remarkably, a bottle of beer was the chosen thing.

The Lucky Elf had a pencil sharpener that they would often play with. It would have been a fairly odd activity, to some, but not to the Elf, who thought that the idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener would be the thing that was opted for.

The Lucky Elf often carried a cheese grater that they sometimes sleep with. This might appear to be a fairly original idea, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who assumed that the idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a cheese grater was the item that was chosen.

The Lucky Elf wanted a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally annihilate This might appear to be a fairly unusual proposal, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who expected it was simply life. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes being the chosen thing.