The Curious Elf

The Curious Elf craved for a custard pie that they would often drop. One might consider this to be a fairly curious idea, to most, but not to the Elf, who had decided that this idea is amazing. Who would have thought, a custard pie being the thing opted for.

The Curious Elf always had with them a pen that they would sometimes eat. This could be considered a funny thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who considered that this idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a pen was the item that was chosen.

The Curious Elf needed a bottle of wine that they sometimes annihilate It should be a new thing to do, to some, but not to the Elf, who expected that this idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine would be the chosen thing.

The Curious Elf always had with them a condom that they would often try to balance on their head. One might say this is a somewhat surprising suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom would be the thing that was opted for.

The Curious Elf often carried a tomato that they would occasionally share. It should have been a new suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who thought that it was in fact, miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato being the thing opted for.

The Curious Elf desperately searched for a CD player that they would often demolish. It should be a curious thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion it was fun. Remarkably, a CD player would be the item that was selected.