Magical Elf

Magical Elf needed a rubber johnny that they would often worship. This seems an astonishing thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who feels it was epic. A rubber johnny being the item opted for.

Magical Elf searched for a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes share. It was a different suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is simply life. Honestly, a magic 8 ball was the thing that was chosen.

Magical Elf craved for a condom that they would put up their bum. It should have been a fairly astonishing proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who felt it would be simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom was the thing that was selected.

Magical Elf found a sponge that they sometimes drop. It is considered to be a curious activity, to many, but not to the Elf, who had decided that this idea is magnificent. Remarkably, a sponge being the chosen item.

Magical Elf had a porno magazine that they would worship. It should have been a fairly astonishing action, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who assumed it was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine is the item to select.

Magical Elf always kept a porno magazine that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It would be a fairly extraordinary activity, to most, but not to the Elf, who expected it was amazing. Bizarrely, a porno magazine is the item to choose.