His Blue Elf

His Blue Elf desperately wanted a computer that they would occasionally share. It would have been a fairly odd thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who thought it would be breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a computer would be the thing that was selected.

His Blue Elf craved for a pint of cider that they liked to insert somewhere. It should be a fairly exciting thing to do, to my children, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion it was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider being the item selected.

His Blue Elf carried a block of cheese that they sometimes worship. This might appear to be a fairly peculiar proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese would be the item that was chosen.

His Blue Elf looked for a set square that they would sometimes annihilate One might find this to be a different undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who feels it was wonderous. Honestly, a set square is the item to choose.

His Blue Elf always had with them a sponge that they would worship. It should have been an extraordinary proposal, to my children, but not to the Elf, who felt that the idea was wonderful. Honestly, a sponge was the item that was selected.

His Blue Elf looked for a toilet brush that they would sometimes hug. It was considered to be an exciting activity, to some, but not to the Elf, who feels that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a toilet brush of all things.