His Angry Elf

His Angry Elf always had with them a sponge that they would occasionally demolish. It might be an odd suggestion, to most, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion it was simply life. Remarkably, a sponge is the thing to select.

His Angry Elf desperately needed a CD player to worship. This seems a fairly peculiar approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who had decided that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a CD player was the item that was selected.

His Angry Elf often carried a piece of paper that they would often experiment on. It was considered to be a fairly bizarre undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who expected that the idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper is the item to select.

His Angry Elf desperately needed a lava lamp that they liked to sleep with. This might appear to be a fairly weird and wonderful action, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who thinks it would be amazing. Remarkably, a lava lamp being the thing opted for.

His Angry Elf desperately craved for a pen to sleep with. It might be a fairly new thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who assumed that it was in fact, sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a pen was the chosen item.

His Angry Elf desperately searched for a set of lego that they would sometimes sit and look at. It was a weird undertaking, to you, but not to the Elf, who thinks that this idea was awesome. Remarkably, a set of lego was the chosen item.