His Special Elf

His Special Elf wanted a toilet brush that they sometimes smash. This seems to be a bizarre idea, to my children, but not to the Elf, who feels that this idea is stunning. Remarkably, a toilet brush was the thing that was chosen.

His Special Elf craved for a painting of a melon to smash. It is a fairly strange idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who considered that it was in fact, fun. Strangely, a painting of a melon being the chosen thing.

His Special Elf looked for a Harry Potter wand to eat. It would have been a weird thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who expected that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a Harry Potter wand would be the thing that was selected.

His Special Elf owned a bag of poop that they would try to balance on their head. It is considered to be an original exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who assumed that this idea was awe-inspring. A bag of poop was the item that was selected.

His Special Elf always kept a rubber chicken that they would put up their bum. It is considered to be a new thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who had decided that this idea is amazing. Strangely, a rubber chicken is the item to select.

His Special Elf wanted a helmet that they liked to insert somewhere. One might find this to be an original proposal, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who had decided that this idea is breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a helmet would be the thing that was selected.