A Orange Elf

A Orange Elf desperately wanted a computer that they sometimes hug. It was a somewhat surprising approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who considered that it was in fact, amazing. Who would have imagined, a computer is the item that was chosen.

A Orange Elf desperately searched for a condom that they liked to smash. One might find this to be a somewhat surprising thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who had decided that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have thought, a condom would be the item that was opted for.

A Orange Elf needed a big sponge to rub on his belly. It might have been a surprising thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who expected that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a big sponge being the chosen item.

A Orange Elf desperately needed a dildo that they would worship. It is a fairly extraordinary proposal, to my children, but not to the Elf, who assumed that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo being the thing opted for.

A Orange Elf desperately looked for a lava lamp that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It is a weird action, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who assumed that the idea was amazing. Strangely, a lava lamp would be the chosen thing.

A Orange Elf had a melon that they liked to sleep with. One might find this to be a new operation, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who assumed it was exciting. Remarkably, a melon is the item to choose.