Stupid Elf

Stupid Elf craved for a bottle of beer that they sometimes put up their bum. It would have been a fairly extraordinary operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who expected that it was in fact, breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer is the thing to opt for.

Stupid Elf desperately needed a bag of poop that they would occasionally play with. One might consider this to be an original operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who expected that this idea is out of this world. Who would have thought, a bag of poop being the thing opted for.

Stupid Elf carried a custard pie that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a fairly original undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who expected that this idea was stunning. Honestly, a custard pie would be the thing that was chosen.

Stupid Elf needed a magic 8 ball that they would play with. This could be considered a new operation, to you, but not to the Elf, who expected that it was in fact, amazing. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball was the thing that was opted for.

Stupid Elf searched for a lava lamp that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It would have been an extraordinary undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was stunning. A lava lamp being the item opted for.

Stupid Elf carried a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It is a fairly astonishing proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who feels that the idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper being the item opted for.