My Energetic Elf

My Energetic Elf desperately looked for a can of Tango that they would occasionally break. It would be an exciting thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who assumed that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango of all things.

My Energetic Elf often carried a set of lego that they sometimes experiment on. It might be a fairly unusual undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who thinks that it was in fact, entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a set of lego would be the item chosen.

My Energetic Elf searched for a bottle of coke that they would sometimes sit and look at. This seems to be a peculiar thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who felt that it was in fact, stunning. A bottle of coke was the thing that was selected.

My Energetic Elf desperately needed a wig that they would often eat. One might say this is an unusual thought, to some, but not to the Elf, who assumed that this idea was stunning. Honestly, a wig being the thing opted for.

My Energetic Elf always had with them a tomato that they would eat. It is a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion it would be miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a tomato would be the chosen thing.

My Energetic Elf always kept a Harry Potter wand to put on his head. One might find this to be a fairly astonishing idea, to my children, but not to the Elf, who expected it was wonderous. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand is the thing that was chosen.