His Cheerful Elf

His Cheerful Elf had a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally embrace. One might say this is a fairly exciting undertaking, to some, but not to the Elf, who thought it would be sublime. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball was the item that was opted for.

His Cheerful Elf desperately needed a bottle of coke that they sometimes put in the bath with him. One might say this is a fairly extraordinary action, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who assumed it would be entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of coke being the thing opted for.

His Cheerful Elf always kept a can of coke to put up their bum. It was an extraordinary operation, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who thought it was out of this world. Remarkably, a can of coke was the item that was chosen.

His Cheerful Elf found a stretchman that they would rub on his belly. One might find this to be a curious idea, to many, but not to the Elf, who considered it was awesome. Who would have imagined, a stretchman would be the item that was opted for.

His Cheerful Elf had a computer that they would often throw. One might consider this to be a weird undertaking, to some, but not to the Elf, who feels that this idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a computer would be the chosen thing.

His Cheerful Elf desperately wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally embrace. It would have been a bizarre exercise, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who considered that the idea was epic. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper was the chosen item.