Weary Elf

Weary Elf always had with them a stretchman that they liked to put up their bum. This might appear to be a somewhat surprising approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who expected that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have imagined, a stretchman was the item that was opted for.

Weary Elf searched for a dildo that they liked to play with. One might find this to be a peculiar operation, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who had decided that this idea is miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo being the chosen thing.

Weary Elf desperately needed a cucumber that they would share. This is certainly a fairly strange idea, to you, but not to the Elf, who felt that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber is the item to opt for.

Weary Elf found a magic 8 ball to throw. It should be a new activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball having that done to it

Weary Elf craved for a custard pie to experiment on. It might have been a new thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was stunning. Honestly, a custard pie would be the thing that was selected.

Weary Elf looked for a pen that they would occasionally annihilate One might say this is a fairly weird exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who felt that this idea is exciting. Remarkably, a pen is the item to choose.