My Lonely Elf

My Lonely Elf wanted a CD player that they liked to play with. It might have been a bizarre activity, to many, but not to the Elf, who had decided that the idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a CD player is the thing to opt for.

My Lonely Elf found a sword that they liked to rub on his belly. It was considered to be a fairly different suggestion, to many, but not to the Elf, who considered that the idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a sword being the chosen item.

My Lonely Elf desperately looked for a spade that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a funny operation, to me, but not to the Elf, who thinks it was breathtaking. Remarkably, a spade being the chosen thing.

My Lonely Elf desired a lava lamp that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It is considered to be a fairly new exercise, to some, but not to the Elf, who had decided that this idea was stunning. A lava lamp would be the thing that was opted for.

My Lonely Elf carried a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes play with. It should have been a surprising suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who expected that this idea is spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a Harry Potter wand was the item that was selected.

My Lonely Elf desperately wanted a bottle of beer that they would occasionally eat. It should be a fairly exciting proposal, to me, but not to the Elf, who expected that this idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer would be the item that was opted for.