A Hungry Elf

A Hungry Elf needed a bottle of coke that they liked to experiment on. This could be considered a surprising thought, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who thought it was simply life. Honestly, a bottle of coke having that done to it

A Hungry Elf desperately looked for a bottle of beer that they sometimes sit and look at. One might find this to be a fairly weird proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who had decided it was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer was the thing that was selected.

A Hungry Elf desperately searched for a pen that they would often share. It would be a peculiar suggestion, to many, but not to the Elf, who assumed it was spectacular. Who would have thought, a pen was the thing that was opted for.

A Hungry Elf always carried a helmet that they would sometimes sleep with. It is considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who expected that the idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a helmet would be the thing that was opted for.

A Hungry Elf looked for a cup that they would put on his head. One might consider this to be a somewhat surprising approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who feels that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a cup would be the item that was opted for.

A Hungry Elf needed a cheese grater that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It might have been an exciting proposal, to most, but not to the Elf, who thinks it would be wonderful. A cheese grater would be the chosen thing.