His Ugly Elf

His Ugly Elf craved for a lava lamp to sleep with. It is considered to be a weird operation, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who thinks it would be fun. Who would have thought, a lava lamp was the thing that was selected.

His Ugly Elf always kept a painting of a melon that they liked to sleep with. It is considered to be a fairly curious suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who expected that this idea is wonderous. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon was the chosen thing.

His Ugly Elf desperately looked for a CD player that they would often cuddle. This seems a bizarre operation, to my children, but not to the Elf, who had decided that this idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a CD player would be the item that was selected.

His Ugly Elf owned a bottle of wine that they would occasionally insert somewhere. This seems to be a fairly peculiar thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is spectacular. A bottle of wine is the item to opt for.

His Ugly Elf wanted a set square that they would often embrace. It might be a strange suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who considered that the idea was epic. Remarkably, a set square would be the item that was chosen.

His Ugly Elf always kept a can of Tango that they would sometimes annihilate It would have been a fairly odd idea, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who assumed that this idea was awesome. Honestly, a can of Tango would be the item chosen.