Jolly Elf

Jolly Elf craved for a cucumber that they would often play with. This could be considered a bizarre action, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who feels that this idea is wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber being the item opted for.

Jolly Elf desperately needed a bottle of beer that they would sometimes sit and look at. This might appear to be a new idea, to my children, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, exciting. Honestly, a bottle of beer was the thing that was selected.

Jolly Elf always kept a tomato that they liked to put down their trousers. It might be a funny approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who thought that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Honestly, a tomato is the item to select.

Jolly Elf desperately searched for a pint of beer that they would often sleep with. This seems to be a new suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who feels that the idea was exciting. A pint of beer is the thing to opt for.

Jolly Elf carried a ball that they liked to break. It is a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who expected it would be out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a ball would be the item that was selected.

Jolly Elf always had with them a bottle of wine that they liked to try to balance on their head. It might be a fairly different operation, to most, but not to the Elf, who feels that the idea was sublime. A bottle of wine being the chosen thing.