Their Cute Elf

Their Cute Elf owned a can of Tango that they liked to put up their bum. One might consider this to be a fairly curious exercise, to my children, but not to the Elf, who felt that this idea is wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango is the thing to select.

Their Cute Elf desired a bag of poop that they would experiment on. It would have been an original thought, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, out of this world. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop being the thing opted for.

Their Cute Elf carried a bag of poop that they liked to annihilate It should have been a fairly original action, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who had decided it would be sublime. A bag of poop would be the item that was chosen.

Their Cute Elf craved for a cucumber that they sometimes play with. This could be considered a different activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who feels it was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a cucumber being the chosen thing.

Their Cute Elf desperately craved for a stretchman to worship. This might appear to be a fairly weird action, to you, but not to the Elf, who thinks it would be spectacular. Remarkably, a stretchman is the thing to choose.

Their Cute Elf desperately looked for a helmet that they would sometimes experiment on. This seems to be a different proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who thought that the idea was magnificent. A helmet was the chosen thing.