The Ugly Elf

The Ugly Elf needed a lava lamp that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It was an unusual suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who felt that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp would be the item that was chosen.

The Ugly Elf always carried a sponge that they would often hug. This could be considered a fairly peculiar exercise, to my children, but not to the Elf, who considered that this idea was simply life. Strangely, a sponge is the thing to select.

The Ugly Elf always carried a melon that they would occasionally sit and look at. This might appear to be a fairly strange undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who feels that this idea is wonderous. Who would have thought, a melon would be the item that was chosen.

The Ugly Elf wanted a toilet brush that they would occasionally share. It was considered to be a funny exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who considered that it was in fact, awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush having that done to it

The Ugly Elf looked for a can of Tango that they would share. It would have been an exciting action, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who assumed that the idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a can of Tango would be the item that was opted for.

The Ugly Elf desperately searched for a ball that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It might be a peculiar thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who thinks it was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a ball was the chosen item.