Her Exciting Elf

Her Exciting Elf desperately wanted a wig that they would sometimes worship. This might appear to be an odd approach to life, to many, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awesome. Strangely, a wig was the thing that was opted for.

Her Exciting Elf desperately desired a painting of a melon that they would put in the bath with him. One might say this is a curious exercise, to most, but not to the Elf, who feels that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a painting of a melon would be the chosen thing.

Her Exciting Elf owned a pint of beer that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a new approach to life, to most, but not to the Elf, who assumed that this idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer is the thing to choose.

Her Exciting Elf wanted a can of Tango that they sometimes annihilate It should have been a fairly surprising thought, to you, but not to the Elf, who assumed that this idea is breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango was the chosen thing.

Her Exciting Elf desperately desired a condom that they would often try to balance on their head. It might be a fairly peculiar proposal, to me, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, entertaining. A condom is the thing to opt for.

Her Exciting Elf desperately desired a cheese grater that they sometimes smash. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who felt that this idea was exciting. Honestly, a cheese grater would be the thing that was chosen.