Her Stupid Elf

Her Stupid Elf needed a rubber johnny that they liked to rub on his belly. It was a fairly new approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is fun. Honestly, a rubber johnny is the item to select.

Her Stupid Elf always kept a bag of poop that they liked to cuddle. This is certainly a fairly surprising thing to do, to you, but not to the Elf, who had decided that it was in fact, out of this world. Honestly, a bag of poop of all things.

Her Stupid Elf desperately looked for a pen that they liked to try to balance on their head. It should be a fairly weird approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Honestly, a pen would be the thing that was selected.

Her Stupid Elf desperately needed a bat that they sometimes annihilate One might find this to be a funny undertaking, to me, but not to the Elf, who feels that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a bat was the item that was opted for.

Her Stupid Elf craved for a pencil sharpener that they would demolish. It is a new thing to do, to you, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion it was wonderous. Honestly, a pencil sharpener is the item to opt for.

Her Stupid Elf had a bag of flour that they would occasionally annihilate One might find this to be a fairly astonishing operation, to you, but not to the Elf, who thought that the idea was magnificent. Strangely, a bag of flour having that done to it