My Exciting Elf

My Exciting Elf carried a Harry Potter wand to put down their trousers. It should be a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who thinks it would be wonderful. Remarkably, a Harry Potter wand of all things.

My Exciting Elf desperately craved for a hat that they would occasionally sit and look at. It is a fairly extraordinary idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who considered it would be miraculous. Who would have thought, a hat would be the thing that was chosen.

My Exciting Elf craved for a sword that they would often put down their trousers. It should have been a fairly original suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who feels that this idea is wonderous. Who would have thought, a sword being the item selected.

My Exciting Elf carried a vibrator that they would share. It would have been a somewhat surprising approach to life, to you, but not to the Elf, who feels that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator would be the item chosen.

My Exciting Elf desperately craved for a stapler to play with. This seems to be a different thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who had decided it would be spectacular. Strangely, a stapler being the thing opted for.

My Exciting Elf owned a set square that they would often share. It was a fairly unusual undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who thought it would be sublime. Who would have thought, a set square was the item that was selected.