Their Gentle Elf

Their Gentle Elf often carried a dildo that they would cuddle. It would have been a new suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who feels that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a dildo was the item that was opted for.

Their Gentle Elf needed a helmet that they would sometimes worship. It was a fairly new exercise, to many, but not to the Elf, who considered that this idea was wonderous. A helmet was the chosen item.

Their Gentle Elf desperately wanted a sponge that they sometimes embrace. This seems to be a fairly strange action, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who thinks that the idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a sponge is the item to select.

Their Gentle Elf needed a crown that they would sometimes share. It is considered to be an odd undertaking, to many, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is the most awesome idea. A crown being the chosen item.

Their Gentle Elf desired a cup that they would often cuddle. This might appear to be a weird and wonderful thought, to most, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a cup would be the thing that was opted for.

Their Gentle Elf always had with them a painting of a melon that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It was considered to be a fairly astonishing proposal, to you, but not to the Elf, who feels that this idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon is the item to choose.