The Retarded Elf

The Retarded Elf desperately looked for a bag of flour that they would occasionally annihilate It is considered to be a fairly bizarre activity, to my children, but not to the Elf, who thinks that the idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a bag of flour would be the thing that was opted for.

The Retarded Elf always carried a little monkey that they sometimes drop. This might appear to be a fairly bizarre activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who expected that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a little monkey being the thing opted for.

The Retarded Elf always carried a dildo to cuddle. It is considered to be a somewhat surprising operation, to some, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo was the thing that was selected.

The Retarded Elf owned a bottle of wine that they would put down their trousers. It should be an extraordinary undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who felt it would be magnificent. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine was the item that was opted for.

The Retarded Elf had a dildo that they sometimes smash. It was a fairly different action, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who thinks that the idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a dildo is the item to opt for.

The Retarded Elf craved for a sword that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a different idea, to me, but not to the Elf, who assumed that the idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a sword would be the chosen thing.